She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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