HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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