i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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