Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
farters have to be the big spoon...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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