Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
