we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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