She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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