i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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