Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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