If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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