yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.