What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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