So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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