who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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