can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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