chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
