Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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