Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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