I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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