This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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