Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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