True but thats because hes a fetus.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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