Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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