I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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