garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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