i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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