soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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