Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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