This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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