Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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