i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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