can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All the doctor said was why
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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