? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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