quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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