He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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