Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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