Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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