I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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