This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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