Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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