Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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