i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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