i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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