I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
