this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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