Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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