just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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