is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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