How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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