Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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