I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she smelled like a LAN party
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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