I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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