ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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