he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
