Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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