I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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