I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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