okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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